Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(2) YOUPORN.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

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IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Experts say THIS diet can significantly reduce blood pressure, even in people with diabetes - Times of India

(4) CONDOM.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(2) DILDO.

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(5) LINGERIE.

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

(3) XHAMSTER

Oil prices jump more than 3%, adding to last week's surge, as Israel strikes Iran energy facilities - CNBC

(1) STRAPON.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(1) XNXX

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,